What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Moonraker

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?